ReHash #369

Ahh, as i reach back into the annals of my mind (did someone say anal?, oh shit, you can imagine whats to cum next then, did someone say cum? good grief, this is getting lawful sticky mighty quick) anyway… My what a hash and a splendid hash it was, despite the fact that the weather was perfect, the trail dry, no beer in sight and more naked co-eds than you could shake a stick at (who said they shook their stick) SPEAKING OF SHAKING STICKS, LADIES, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY HASHING IS A SPORT TO BE ENJOYED BY ALL THE SEXES, AND WE ALL ENJOY SEX RIGHT???? getting back to the beautiful day it was, we actually had virgins, real virgins, two of them, we could really tell one of them was still wet because he showed up to run in jeans, tennis shoes and a sweatshirt. Poor lad, we may never see the likes of him again, ok, i digress again, thanks to Just chaz, we all had the pleasure of meeting Just tim and Just ‘somebody else, ‘(sorry, memory shot). All present that day where Spike and BW (hares), Half monty, CC, HIV, Just Chaz, Just Tim, Just ‘somebody else'(sorry again, memory shot), just ‘somebody else with a foreign accent'(sorry, memory still shot) and Dances with Head. What can i say about the trail, mud, , shiggy, mud, more mud, little dabs of flour, more mud, cool breezes, mud, hills, shiggy, and the sounds of at least four hashers crashing, three dead deers, two dogs a barking and over an hour run before the first beer stop!!! It was fantabulous. Afterwards we had a little singing song/beer drinking circle in the sun, lots of infractions so lots of drinking, some carnival games involving trying to knock the beer mug of DWH head with empty beer cans while he was peeing and then we all broke up to go our respective secretive ways…. disappearing into obscurity until we reappear 13 days later ready to do it again…

until next time kids… HIV