ReHash #366

It was a warm sunday afternoon in january. dances with head lay a shitty trail. in attendance were myself, butt floss, little oral annie, country cock, extra testicle, half monty, ball wrinkle, phil mccrackin, spike, and just chazz.who have i forgotten? hot on the trail also were toby and hershey. the pack attempted to follow little pink patches of koolaid in the snow. along roads, through fields and woods, across streams, and along an old railroad bed we traversed, until we found our beer. there toby and hershey playfully tore up trees, and nearly took out a few hashers as they circled around brandishing a rather large branch.toby’s claws looked rather red which gave him a fierce appearance, but according to ball wrinkle it was just nail polish. then we continued on the trail, into beautiful cornell campus…. and not too much further down the trail we discovered a mark that said "hc". hmmmm…. hairy crotch? hash crash? no! hot cocoa! with a little something extra just for flavor, and some racially biased cookies, which hershey and toby ate far too many of. after warming our stomachs with some yummy hot cocoa, we found our way back to our cars, purchased smelly feet from ball wrinkle, and made our way to castaways for a festive onin. downdowns, rewards, and punishments…. i drank for looking too athletic or something, et drank for accusing me of looking too athletic after i had already done my downdown, monty and ball wrinkle drank for bringing their dogs, ballwrinkle was the blab, dances drank for setting a shitty trail, and other downdowns were issued as seemed generally appropriate. the owner thought we were really great, and sent two rounds of shots our way, they tasted like, like…. strawberry milkshakes or something. as things were wrapping up, it was decided that half monty and just chazz will be setting the next hash. When & where boys? we’re looking forward to it.

onon!
rowdy