ReHash #350

Rehash Weekend

Hey Ball Wrinkle I heard a few F bombs dropped but it didn’t seem to effect anything. Since no one has done a rehash from last weekend I thought I should write something up even if it’s wrong.

It started out like any other summer weekend in Ithaca with a sighting of Extra testicles ‘ worm, but as some pointed out not an ordinary worm this one a peculiar bent to it. Anyways there was some five boats and about twenty five people on a three hour cruise , there was the skipper and his sturdy mate, a movie star, a millioniare and his wife, the proffessor and Mary-ann here on gilligian isle. Oh wait a minute that was the TV show from last night, we were on poision Ivy point. It was a little chilly, good weather for nipple watching, at least that’s what the girls’ were saying about justshadupandrink nipples.’ Anyways after watching ET frollick in the nude we headed back to the bars. I was riding on Hotter Legs and Just Mikes’ pontoon boat. The real action ws on ET’s boat where idle gossip has it that releash me bit ET’s bun and than threw Justad off the boat and tried to dunk him before she bit his buns. We don’t know if it was the bit buns or the beer but ET show up at Castaway in his bent birthday suit , and was busy tieing up his boat before someone had mercy on the Castway crowd and gave him a towel. It’s a good thing Andy Coven wasn’t there , he can claim plausable deniability, or some such pr. bs.

After that eveything was pretty fuzzy except for some groping by Releash me on various pool players, which we all seem to enjoy because we didn’t get bit.

That was Friday on Saturday we celebrated Erica (oral-b) and Earl (Justad) birthday at Coyote Loco. The open bar made for a festive time for one and all. Some started at two and people wonder in until seven at which time we departed for the crooked board where we drank and ate and played more pool ( but no groping unfortuntely). After that we went to Earls’ and partied into the wee hours, where there was sightin of naked feather boas ‘ with masks’ on. Also reports of some unsrupously charcter rearranging Earls’ Bathroom. I think it might have been Andy Coven who moved justads’ waste basket and toilet brush to the opposite side of his toilet and move his mardi gras beads from right to the left of his mirror and turned his strawberry soap bottle 180 degrees. But not to worry justad discovered the crime and move it all back at which point they were all moved again, shocking. Please the next time you’re at Earls’ don’t and I repeate don’t give everything a 180 degree turn, 90 degrees will be enought to drive Justad to murder somebody and you didn’t hear it from me or Andy.

There was some stories about a three sum with Inspector Spectulum (sp?) and Oral B and Wendy the Rugby player, but I’m not going to spread vicious rumors although none of them made it to Sundays Hash. hmmm!

Speaking of Sundays’ Hash we had just a beautiful day to hash , we met in Perry City ( and for those who don’t know where Perry City is , Ithaca is a suburb of Perry City). The Hares were Hotter Legs and please give me a hash name Mike and 1/2 Monty. Some people had a little trouble finding the way from the parking lot (100 feet away ) to Mike and Chris’s home. Anyways hot lips show up with strawberries which we were forced to wash down with beer, releash me , ball wrinkle, road kill , mudman and a friend (Sandy ?), Beaver Bam-Bam balls and his lovely bride low beams . Along of course were Hershey, Nigel and Mike & Chris’s dogs.

The trail headed south and up in a field and than throught a swamp that was full of Skunk Cabbage and leaches , we went through more shiggy and than throught a creek and than our beer stop was at a beautiful secluded pond, which unfortuntely had two teenagers and an adult fishing there. So the only one who was skinny dipping was 1/2 monty, and he managed to scare all the fish to the other side of the pond. After that we ran through a wheat field, a tunnel and a corn field and down an air strip and back to downtown Perry City for the on-in.. Beaver graciously agreed to run the circle. At the on -in was justad who arrived late and decide to sleep instead of running if you can believe that. Also showing up was Rowdy Bush and Phil mycrackin. The hares drank to there incompetence and drank again when just name me please (Mike ) forgot his hat and you know what happens " when on hare drinks all hares’ drink". After that we had releash me drinking for trying to drown Justad and for two hash crashes on trail. Oh I forgot to mention that Toby was also hashing with Ball Wrinkle. Speaking of Ball Wrinkle we all got to see a Fraudian throw, now some may thing it’s a slip but not for those who no the history, Anyways Ball Wrinkle threw a tennis ball at I believe Phil Mycrackin and instead hit Mud Man right in the fore head with the Tennis ball. Ah if only we’d had the video camera rolling than, it was great. After a few more down-down we attempted to come up with names for Just Mike, at the hash rest Mike was talking about , parasites and worms and bowel dissections ( I have no clue what he was talking about or why ) so someone suggested tape worm and than I think it was Ball Wrinkle who suggest the name " Tape worm up the ass like a man." We couldn’t decide so we tabled it for the next hash , besides the hamburgers, hotdogs and lake trout was ready to eat. All and all it was a great weekend of boating , birthdays and hashing at least what I can remember of it.

Hey Vibrator did you have your baby yet I had the 29 of June in the pool, so we all want to know who gets the money

On-On 1/2 Monty.