A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
So everyone there was lots of talk about showing up for a great march hash…then most people pussed out.
hares
wowie
her soggy cookie eating partner
a smattering of hounds arrive in a fornication delayed procession. a few even deeming to overachieve and R*N there.
chalk talk started and hashers slowly started paying attention. then wandered off down the only trail around. immediate YBF was found by every single FRB.
a bunch of stumbling around in the ever growing snowy woods.
A BN was found with the DFLs punished with wine coolers, which steady head fondly remembered. ….or maybe not fondly recalled ” this tastes like 10th grade” …apparently not “her” 10th grade though.
off again to do some hill repeats.
look a SC! hidden among a pile of hay. much rejoicing at the robitussin or margarita flavor. everyone wads possessed with a great desire to talk about hymens, as well as ass sphincters, spike joyful contributed as to why they are similar. ” yeah, they both bleed the first time!”. which followed cocos comment which got PG on the ground weak in the knees of ” Im gunna put a baby up in that butt”. the obvious progression from there lead to rim jobs and blumpkins. And to top it all off, “THE GREAT BLUMPKIN” was revealed, but too bad if you were not there cause i am not allowed to reveal it in the rehash.
and after a not so brief phone lecture on the merits of underground tectonics we moved off.
Woah look at that another BN, while the old one is still in sight. oh well this time the FRBs had to drink the wine coolers, much to brides dismay, there is photographic proof that he did in fact drink it. .”… and speaking of star trek ….” floss……..yeah ok old GM….perhapse we may give you the new title of DM… dungeon master!
moving on….um ONIN
circle, lots of accusations. including fanny packs on trail.
new names
Steady Head is no more she has been killed gutted and skinned by “tastes like 10th grade” who now wears her skin like ladies underwear.
Just( Erik?) now is Hott Smegma (must be pronounced in the Dr. evil voice.)
beer stuff shots, beer, singing, done.
we all left.
horrah
coco