Let us convene this Sunday to frolic and gambol in the autumnal beauty that runs wild in the forests of Hammond Hill, following a trail laid by the intrepid and erstwhile Toothy Lunker, assisted by virgin hare Fishy Fingers:
There once was a hare they call Toothy
Her trail-layings always went smoothly
With her able mate Fishy
Who had a big …Pringles can
T’was clear they could profit off their moofies.
Meet at 2:69PM on Star Stanton Road, and wear your fall colors proudly (whatever they may be)!
Bring virgins and cums-latelies.