This Sunday, 2:00 PM HST join Man-O-Whore and the always lovely Crimes Against Huge Mammaries, and the chivalrous Baster, for All Beers Day at Monkey Run! Myself and others being half-mind, I feel I must remind everyone that this coming sunday is, in-fact daylight savings.. Meaning if you are the sort of person who forgets to switch their clocks, you should show up at 1PM HST. For the rest of you responsible people are are some how not hung over from the Saturday pub crawl, your time is of course the correct 2:00PM HST.
Trail will start from the dead end of Monkey Run Road in Varna just off of 366. Google Map Link HERE. Trail will then end at the home of the ever hospitable Bridesmaid and Little-Spermaid, where I have heard a possible bon-fire and other post hash goodies await. Their place is great, trust me folks, the on-after is something you will not want to miss!
Sundays Trail will Feature:
- 5 Miles Of Trail for Turkeys
- Aprx 6 Miles Of Trail for those FRBing Eagles
- Dog Friendly parts
- Dog-on-Leash Required parts
- Low Sodium
- Good hashing opportunity for Virgins, Cum-Latelys, and Walkers alike!
- 2 new Hash Marks (Don’t Worry, they’re easy)
- 1 new Hash Reward to be awarded at the on-after
(Hashing void where prohibited. If unsatisfied with the trail please return un-used portion. Hashing has been linked to the occurrence of fun, debauchery embarrassing photos, and possibly death. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, and anal leakage. If symptoms remain after two weeks please contact your physician)