ITHACA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS’ MOST AWESOME,SUPER CUTE, OCCASIONALLY OBNOXIOUS, “ALCOHOLIC,” SELF-DESIGNATED-BEST-KENNEL TWINS-EVEEERRRRRRRR BRING TO YOU :
Twin Peeks,Part We are not Sure Because We Skipped Things and Also, We are Just Not Sure : I Dunno, Let’s Go With 5?
When: Sunday March 15th 15:00 HST (3pm wanks) [she means 2:69 ADHDHST]
Where: Chez Head-2-Toe & Oakass : 61 Straits Corners Rd Candor. [Don’t stop when you hear banjos. Stop when you hear chickens.]
What/who to bring: Cchange of clothes, Virgins, comes latelys and your best green gear to honor the triple hash goddess.
Head and Oakus will [allegedly] try and heat the barn with something that will [allegedly] not damage the brain cells you have left [after trail] , or we will have circle inside the house.
Hot tub will be open, suits are always optional. [After all, synthetic fabrics damage the uh, filters and so forth.]
Crash space available, but beware we get up early on Mondays. [Head is calling in sick on Monday, Nurse does not work on her actual birthday.]