A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Trail this Sunday : ONE COCK RING TO RULE THEM ALL!
**Where : Bag End 209 N Aurora St Ithaca (meet in parking lot behind Bool’s Flower Shop – but don’t park there or the Fire of Mount Doom will shoot out of Nurse’s eyes and fry your favorite bits)
**When : 2:69 HST
In honor of the final installment of the (unnecessarily serialized) epic Hobbit film release which is upcumming, trail this week will be Tolkien themed!
I am your host, Dildo Baggins and my co-hare Groin and I will be taking you on an epic adventure through the streets of the enchanted Gay Havens in search of Miruvor and Ale. Cum one, cum all in your traveling cloak and endeavor to solve the riddle that is trail set by one halfling and one halfmind.
Three Rings for the Hares under the sky,
Seven for Mismanagement in their halls of stone,
Nine for Hashers doomed to die,
One for the RA on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
On on party business,
Nurse TaKillYa (Dildo Baggins) and Brown Hole Delivery (Groin)