IH3 Trail #725: F****** Rainbows

Trail #724 of the Ithaca Hash House Harriers

F**king Rainbows Rehash

August 17, 2014

Labrador Hollow Unique Area

Hares:

Nurse TaKillYa (and Shiggy)

One Trick Dick

Hounds:

Captain Smashballs

Flesh Flaps

Master Baster

Spike

Lips Dick

Ass Full of White Man

Ookie Cookie

Kickstand

Fertilize Her

Trust Me It Won’t Spread

“This is Nurse and OTD. They’ve isolated themselves over the last several years in the pursuit of hashing and, in doing so, have lost touch with reality. You’re an asshole, Nurse and OTD. You hear me? You think you know better than me. You think you know better than everybody. You will die alone, and you will deserve it. But in the meantime you might as well set those silly trails of yours.
See if that helps.”

So no shit there we were, a group of half minds gathered at Labrador Hollow Unique area in various states of rainbow dress and sobriety after a Ass Full’s homer weekend and whatever the hell else hashers do on weekends that gets them prelubricated.  Smashballs notably in a tricked out shirt he allegedly made the night before, others adding rainbow tattoos.  So many rainbows.

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After we eventually started chalk-talk, we were on out to a lovely scenic loop.  And before we all knew it, we were back to a newly formed arrow and off to another trail.  Half minds stumbled through the woods and up hill to a trail register!  Next to a tree!  With a giant cock etched into it!  Baster couldn’t help posing.

And then wandering across a road and onto more trails, there was a glorious shot stop.  And an RC 69 (which had legendary whining) back to a beer near, where everyone returned to the start … to find Kicky , who had survived a water based prelube that morning. ​

From there we were on out through bog. Lots and lots of bog, and shiggy, and nice views of the lake… but mostly shoe sucking bog.

Eventually the water level decreased and we were crossing the road and trail continued on.  Sadly we wandered past so many lovely ravines and rock/creekwalks we didn’t take… another time perhaps.

Such a great area.  After many checks, we finally arrived at Tinkers Falls.  And then hashers played and played in waterfalls, drinking beer and having a lovely time.

Debauchery and circle followed, people were driven back to their cars, and then we aftered.

As rehashes go, Nurse and OTD are rainbow-sexy, but they just aren’t Tasty.

Respectfully submitted to you wankers,

Nurse and OTD