There’s nothing that says ‘Murican more than drinking too much beer in public! Put on your best red/white/blue attire and join your GMs, Head and PG, for a patriotic hash romp! You can’t be drunk all holiday weekend if you don’t keep going on Sunday!
When? Sunday July 6th @ 2:69pm HST
Where? Super-secret back entrance to Upper Buttermilk State Park located on Comfort Rd where it meets Yaple Rd. From Ithaca downtown, take 96B south about 2 mi. Turn right onto Comfort Rd. Go approximately 0.5 mi. Near the bridge, park on the side of the road and look for HHH flour!
What to wear? An American flag strategically placed to cover the naughty bits
What to bring? $5 hash cash
Wear the nicest newest shoes that you can find with some good cotton socks. They’ll probably stay super dry.
If you bring your dog, make sure it’s unleashed the entire time and attacks everyone.