Join Space Commander Anita Bonghit and Space Admiral Philip Maspliff on an outer-space voyage without leaving the shiggy behind! IH3 Space Camp will teach you everything you ever wanted to know about down-downs, BNs, and R69s. Special cadet courses on Ithaca Safety will also be available! IH3 Space Camp is only $5, payable in person or PayPal to firstname.lastname@example.org or Venmo to @hcih3 before trail.
Blast-off Sunday 4/18/21 @1:69pm HSTStart location: Shindagin Hollow State Forest, Bald Hill School Road (42.347405, -76.356354). Bring your awards, your virgins, your dogs, and your sense of adventure!
Spacesuits optional but encouraged.