On behalf of CumBoy Wonder and Shittalkie:
Come one, come all, and celebrate National Candy Month with a candy laden trail that will surely satisfy your thirst for candy. There will be shiggy and ticks and cold frothy beverages to wash down sugary sweets!
Hash Cash $5, Virgins free. Canines welcome!
When: Sunday June 2nd
Time: 2:69 HST
Place: Connecticut Hill, Park at the radio tower on Tower Rd in Newfield NY.
Bring: Bug and Tick Spray, hookers, midgets, a hunger to have a Sweet in your mouth.
Hares: Cumboy Wonder and Shit Talkie