You Can Pick Your Theme But You Can’t Pick Your………………Trail
Wankers! This cumming Sunday, March 10th, will be the most celebrated day for….heh, get this: National Mario Day!, National Blueberry Popover Day!, National Day Light Savings Day!, National Pack Your Lunch Day!, and National Women & Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day!
Join the threesome of March hares: Great Gashby, Shiggy Shaman, and, special guest, 50 Shades of Glaze for a well-hared and hounded romp around Ithaca. With so many fine holidaze on this date, we’re letting you do the choosing of how you wanna cum to trail. So, for example, if you want to pack blueberry popovers in your lunch and bring it to trail dressed as a Super Mario Bros character, show up an hour off of what time you think it might be, (because who can re-member what time it is?), and tell every woman and girl you meet about HIV and AIDS, go ahead!
When? 1:69 HST (Don’t forget to reset your clocks at 2am prior to this.)
Where does trail begin? At Great Gashby’s abode, 210 S. Corn Street, Ithaca
Why? Because we can.
This trail is dog-friendly. On After will be at Liquid State Brewing.