Hash #864

Hula Hash

Sunday, July 1 at 2:69 HST

Parking area by Fall Creek, close to the intersection of Rt. 13 and Lower Creek Rd., Ithaca (If driving from NYSEG on Rt. 13 and heading towards Ithaca, parking area is to the right of Rt .13 just before the bridge and intersection with Lower Creek Rd.)

It’s the 3rd anal Hula Hash, so cum for the beer, the coconut flavored somethings, the hula dancing, and the beach, bitches!

Join your tropical hares, Shiggy Shaman and Cum Boy Wonder, who will take you on a half-minded adventure to CNY-style paradise, where the swimming is optional – but getting wet is not! (Hint: Bring a dry bag.) All this for the low-low price of $5. Virgins are always free to be sacrificed to volcano gods, so keep ’em cumming!