Hash #1124

Trail #1124: May Flower Hash

The lusty month of May is famous for its flowers and this Sunday will give you the chance to be de-flowered as you romp through the virgin hashlands of the Malloryville Nature Preserve. Join Shiggy Shaman and Kickstand on the search for beer, shots, and that ever-elusive white powdery flour stuff during the season of heady bloomin’ scents and scenery.

When: Sunday, May 24th at 1:69 HST

Where: Malloryville Nature Preserve

Hashcash: $7

Dog owners: Sorry, but dogs are not allowed in the preserve.

Virgins are always welcome. And it’s always a good idea to bring bug spray to keep those tiny critters at bay. Who doesn’t want to be Queen of the May?!