A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
I’m a wanker. You’re a wanker. Everyone can be a wanker! Wouldn’t you like to be a wanker too!?! Cum to trail this Sunday at a special early time, 10:69 AM.
Join your hare, Shiggy Shaman, as she leads you over the river and through the woods to practice giving wanks for the plentitude of beer and shots, the singing of songs, and boisterous camaraderie.
When: Sunday, Nov 24 at 10:69 AM
Where: Stevenson Road crossing of the Dryden Rail Trail
https://www.google.com/maps/dir/42.4442232,-76.4432045/@42.444134,-76.4437768,187m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MTExNy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
Hash Cash: $5
Special Notes: Wear shiggy socks and it’s best to keep your pups and virgins leashed. Although we shouldn’t need it, wearing orange and neon this time of year doesn’t hurt either.
Double/Triple Reminder: 10:69 AM start. The hare accidentally double-booked Wanksgiving Day and the beer is calling you early!