April 30th, hmmmm…national honesty day..nah…a hash is only 10% truth. It is Walpurgis night..but I like witches and would never chase them away. There must be something else……OH!!!!! Weenie Todd the Mad Butcher of Ithaca is setting her virgin Lay!!!!!!!!!!!! Cum Join Weenie and the lesser known Cumboy for a tour of everything Weenie. There will be cold beer, cold wine, weird shots and plenty of fun. $5 hash cash, virgins are free. Well behaved and leashed pups are welcome. Hash time start will be 1:69 pm at 108 5th Street. Triangle park. Near Gimmee so bring baileys for your coffee.