A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Woof Woof, Wankers! It’s getting to be that time of summer when the heat is starting to bake your brain. All you wanna do is lay around in as little clothing as possible and pant. Grassroots is over. You’ve probably been to a few…
Sunday is a HASHING Day!!! IS EVERYBODY HAPPY?!š HEY all you sweaty doggies!! come join us for a wonderful romp through 6 Mile Creek this Sunday – where we all will get nice and wet togetherš¦š¦ while thoughts of grassroots dance in our heads….
When: Sunday June 22 2:69 pm Theme: all of them+summer solstice shit too. Maybe itās one of the longest days of the year, but wont be the longest hashā¦ National days of______include: Chocolate eclair, HVAC Tech day, Onion rings, Stupid guy things, And world…
This weeksā hash will be at Hammond Hill. It will be woodsy and shiggy. Maybe up hilly with no down hilly. Dogs are welcome; virgins should be leashed. Bring friends and family. You know what my trails are like. I’m messy. We will start…
This weekend marks the 39th anniversary of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant meltdown. In remembrance, get nuclear wasted with your hares, Doris Dicktoria and Shiggy Shaman, as they lead you to the radioactive hashlands of Bell Station (the once-planned location of a nuclear power…
Super Duper Special Off -Week Trail Announcement I know what you’re thinking: Penguin, how do you do it? How do you give of yourself so much week in and week out to provide so many unique trail experiences like some kind of hash messiah(no…
Trail #1089 (or 88?) Dazed and Confused/Close enough to 4/20 trail! āLet me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.ā When: Sunday April 13th at…
Can Penguin set another trail immediately following THEIR last one, impromptu even? You bet THEY can. Will it live up to the magical nature of Shindagin Hollow? Absolutely not. Join your hare for a spaced out adventure as we explore a new to us…
Who: Reverse Penguin & Shiggy Shaman are your hares for this latest adventure What: Trail #1087 Where: Shindagin Hollow State Forest https://maps.app.goo.gl/dhAV5AvGhaadGAMq5 42.3452652 -76.3503183 When: 3/30/25 (1:69 HST) Why: To promote physical fitness among our members. To get rid of weekend hangovers. To acquire…
Hares: Head and Just DevonTheme: Kitties and TittiesColor: GreenWhere: Lime HollowWhen: Sunday, March 16TIME: 2:69 Ooooohhh shit, itās time for Headās birthday trail, on my actual birthday! Come lick your wounds (and other things ) after green dress. There will be lots of beer…