Hash #846: The Wild Turkey Rebellion

The Wild Turkey Rebellion Hash! A gaggle of wild turkey have donned safety orange and have turned the tables on the hunters this season in an apparent rebellion. There may be prizes. There will be beer and a trail. Upon the advice of fictional…

Hash #844

Costumes. Beer. Hashing. Costumes + Beer + Hashing = Halloweenie! Saturday evening, October 28 2 options: 1) 6pm Trumansburg Meet at Floss’ house in T-burg at 5:69pm HST. Drop your overnight bags and take the Ho Bus into Ithaca (show the bus driver your…

Hash #841

Sunday Bloody Soft Poo Sunday Mullholand Wildflower Preserve, South Hill Rec Way, Juniper Dr. lot off Coddington Road. Dogs on leash sometimes Virgins on leash all of the time Bloody Soft Poo’s last Ithaca trail for awhile, as he departs for the monsoons and…

Hash #840

Aight, wankers, listen up! Bust out yer stained wife beaters and sleeveless flannel shirts (pants if you feel like it) ‘cuz the Trailer Trash Hash is happnin this Sunday! (9/24 @ 2:69pm HST) Your hashy trashy hares, Spluigi and Twatatouille, will meet you at…

Hash #839

4th Annual Ithaca Hash House Harriers Kayak Hash “Winter is Cumming!” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 12:69ADHDHST (That’s about 1pm for you half minds.) $5 hash cash Cum one, cum all to IH3’s 4th Annual kayak hash, where you’ll be divided into the 9 not-so-great houses…

Hash #838

The weekend is over. Time for a boring regular hash in the forests of Hammond Hill. When: Sunday, August 27, 2:69 p.m. Where: That big parking lot off Hammond Hill Road We’ll try to keep trail full of mosquitoes and shiggy so you don’t…

Hash #834

Woodstock Summer of Love Hash Sunday, August 13 at 2:69 HST Inlet Road, Ithaca PIN DROP HERE! https://www.google.com/…/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m… Turn onto Inlet Rd. off of RT 13A. When you get to the V in the road, keep right. DO NOT drive to Ithaca Dispatch. Stay…

Hash #831

Blow your sparkling load Merica! The drunk naked German is here to celebrate freedom & beer!!!!!   Who: Every hasher in the area who loves drinking, virgins, nakedness, blowing shit up like blow up midget dolls, fire works, terrorists, seagulls, balloons, condoms, pumpkins, and…

Hash #827

#827 Hula Hash Sunday, May 21 at 2:69 HST Shiggy Shaman and Chub Sucker make your wettest dreams of the Pacific Islands cum true at the 2nd annual Hula Hash! $5 hash cash will get you hot, steamy, and maybe even some beer and…

Hash #819

Greetings from Sunny and Hot CNY Now back to your regularly scheduled program – Sunday’s trail – which will be cold and snowy😀 Trail will commence from the intersection of Hauck Hill Rd and Bleck Rd and the Dabes Diversion FL trail at 1:69…