A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Trail this Sunday, Sept. 14th will be child’s play for most of you – as long as you don’t get caught in the Chocolate Swamp or lost in the Lollipop Forest. Trail time: 1:69HST Theme: Candyland! What to bring: Colorful Clothes, Dogs, Virgins, Mugs,…
Woof Woof, Wankers! It’s getting to be that time of summer when the heat is starting to bake your brain. All you wanna do is lay around in as little clothing as possible and pant. Grassroots is over. You’ve probably been to a few…
Sunday is a HASHING Day!!! IS EVERYBODY HAPPY?!🎈 HEY all you sweaty doggies!! come join us for a wonderful romp through 6 Mile Creek this Sunday – where we all will get nice and wet together💦💦 while thoughts of grassroots dance in our heads….
When: Sunday June 22 2:69 pm Theme: all of them+summer solstice shit too. Maybe it’s one of the longest days of the year, but wont be the longest hash… National days of______include: Chocolate eclair, HVAC Tech day, Onion rings, Stupid guy things, And world…
This weeks’ hash will be at Hammond Hill. It will be woodsy and shiggy. Maybe up hilly with no down hilly. Dogs are welcome; virgins should be leashed. Bring friends and family. You know what my trails are like. I’m messy. We will start…
This weekend marks the 39th anniversary of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant meltdown. In remembrance, get nuclear wasted with your hares, Doris Dicktoria and Shiggy Shaman, as they lead you to the radioactive hashlands of Bell Station (the once-planned location of a nuclear power…
Super Duper Special Off -Week Trail Announcement I know what you’re thinking: Penguin, how do you do it? How do you give of yourself so much week in and week out to provide so many unique trail experiences like some kind of hash messiah(no…
Trail #1089 (or 88?) Dazed and Confused/Close enough to 4/20 trail! “Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.” When: Sunday April 13th at…
Can Penguin set another trail immediately following THEIR last one, impromptu even? You bet THEY can. Will it live up to the magical nature of Shindagin Hollow? Absolutely not. Join your hare for a spaced out adventure as we explore a new to us…