A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Fillets and f*ll*tio! Sirloin and s*cking! It’s an official holiday… And what more could a hasher ask for? Join harriettes Porcelain Goddess and Dong of the Dead as we lay the 3rd EPIC Steak and Bl*wj*b Hash! SUNDAY MARCH 18th! 2:69pm HST! We guarantee…
God Dammit. Apparently when no one else steps up to set trail, I have to do it now. Well guess what Wanks? That means a shitty trail. Be prepared. Trail starts at HST of 1:69. Meeting place is the Monkey Run parking lot at…
I can set this Sundays trail, starting from the Hauck Hill Campground in Virgil. (a racist person will know this location as the starting spot of the Forest Frolic). We can drive around the snow pile at the intersection of Bleck Road and Hauck…
Hello all you wankers, next trail will be on Sunday February 5th 14:00 HST A.K.A. Superbowl Sunday Hares… UFO, Bedside Pole Dancer, and Mr. Potato Head (head who said head) Start @ Lady Bug Pub 3447 West Seneca Road Trumansburg. Plan on wearing your…
IthaWankers Time to celebrate the change of seasons (and dance a snow dance). A short hash on the short day of the year. Starting 6 hours before the actual solstice or in other words 2 hours after sunset. [about 6pm. ~Ed.] The start will be…
That’s right kiddos!!!! It’s time to get “flossed” again on trail this coming Sunday. It gets dark earlier these days….and lord knows it’s spooky out in the woods. So, we are now starting our trails an hour earlier at 1:69 PM. Where????? The Hector…
Hallowankers, This Sunday’s ad-hoc, hung-over, why-the-F***-not trail shall convene at 2:69PM, just over the Freese Road Bridge by Monkey Run on Fall Creek. Easy enough for a half-mind, no? That’s what I thought. Check the end for details. The hare promises this to you:…
The time is upon us. The best time of the year. The most important holiday. The reason for living. HALLOWEEN. The Hash W*tches have something brewing. Join us for the IH3 HALLOWEEN(IE) HASH PUB CRAWL. When: Saturday October 29th Party Starts: 7pm Crawl Departure…
IthaWanks, Let us convene this Sunday to frolic and gambol in the autumnal beauty that runs wild in the forests of Hammond Hill, following a trail laid by the intrepid and erstwhile Toothy Lunker, assisted by virgin hare Fishy Fingers: There once was a…
Good day Wankers! Think ahead to Sunday afternoon at oh, about 2:69 p.m: Still have a hangover from the Brewfest? Well that can be fixed with more BEER (and trail)! Tired from some Monster-like racism you participated in earlier in the day? Your aches…