IH3 Trail #442

RE-Hash 442 November 7 2004

Hares: Harry Condom Jr. and Hung Man

Present an acunted for: DWH, P.P. E.T., Bitch Squealer, Ball Wrinkle, Hound Whore, 1/2 Monty, and a warm welcome to new finger lakes transplants Pippi Shlongstocking and Cocksmith. If I forgot any one that’s probably because I waited ten days to write this thing.

WE met up in the P&C parking lot- a nice mild day for November — many of us actually hashed in shorts. On-off over Pine Tree Rd we went winding down back toward campus on that trail which I don’t know the name. And then back onto city streets we went down around to a park that I don’t know the name of. Those of us who didn’t shortcut this part of the trail off got to see many parents quickly grab their children as we followed the trail across the jungle gym. Back onto the city streets we went on-on down across Six-Mile creek.

On down to the creek side we went — what low – beer! And beer we had near the scene of the nearly fatal ice-climbing trail that Hung Man and Dances set some time ago. And off we went back across six-mile onto through campus, college-town the cemetery and over to Gun Hill. What we’re going back down hill — this better be an ! A to B trail many hashers were heard muttering. On down toward the Creeker many hashers went think that must be point B. What’s this a bloody back check? Back up the hill to Gun Hill apartments. Where the F*** does this trail go — across the parking lot and dead end on a fence. No more marks in sight many brave hashers hopped the fence, sacred some away stoners partaking while the rest of us went back down the road. Point B at last the parking lot across the street form the creeker. Two hashers’ vehicles awaited there to take us back up to East Hill plaza. Open intoxicants in the plaza parking lot anyone? Sure and circle we did. Bleebs drank Blabs drank. The funnel award was passed on to P.P from Bitch Squealer (who had attached a bodacious beer coozey). I believe everyone actually had their mugs. One person who did not drink enough was Hung Man. You see Hung Man recently had a birthday for which he should have gotten an UP-Up. Howe! ver he insisted he needed to get away to see his daughter. Fine we let him go with a promise that he would be here for the next hash. Somebody mentioned a 69 side-side with Dances (as the next hash is a birthday hash for him) as punishment for getting away. We all hope Hung Man is there this week….It was a great trail and a great day.

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Hound Whore