ReHash #307

Rehash Sat. Oct 30

Well, Nobody has been doing the Ithaca ReHashes lately, so I figured I’d whip something out… and then write the ReHash!

Hashers arrived at the Moonshadow Tavern shortly after seven. Many looked as though they had just awakened from the evening’s festivities of the night before. Even the dog was wearing his nightgown! There was a magician, a bed bug, a cowboy, a few cave persons, a lion, a "naked ape", and… a lecher in a bathrobe (I think that was what butt floss was going for.)

On through the parking Garage we ran and out, out , out, way out to Maxie’s Supper Club. Where someone had bribed the owners sufficiently to allow us into a crowded restaurant in order to enjoy a quick bevy. Hashers crowded in, crowding out several of the patrons.

Soon we were up, up, up West Hill. Some assumed that Hung Man was trying to kill us, until we all realized that the trip odometer on his car was broken so he didn’t realize how far he had set. One casual observer noted: "Some crazy looking fella, came careening around that corner right yonder with the most curious contraption tied to the back of his car. looked like he was drawrin’ somethin’ or somethin’ all over the dang road!"

We had one hash rest at a house up near the top of West Hill and played loud music and sang songs, then ran back down the hill. Since many of us were wearing flannel PJ’s, much too hot for the evening air, we decided on a impromptu Beer Stop at the Baggage Room, where, again we scared away the patrons. Some said it was due to newly arrived BLAB Shiner who had apparently fallen out of her brassier.

We then were herded back to the Moon Shadow for the On-In. Much loudness ensued, things got blurry, and there was much confusion, though we managed to get at least one naming out of the group. One particularly "Bad Girl" was named and I suppose spanked by the crop wielding magi. We also did down-downs for multi-engagements, a birthday side-side for broken pole, visitors, cums-latelies and whatever else anyone could think of. Visitors Dave and someone else who was undoubtedly scared away whose name escapes me.

On-On-On was at Fuck-em’s House of nearly ill-repute (apparently there is a law against too many females living together as it is considered a brothel, so they had to enlist a male as a housemate …Lucky guy!) Where-in one of her domineering female housemates forced everyone to dance until they fell down.

Reportedly in 2 weeks, there will be a hash at Wegman’s Parking lot on the side closer to Top’s at 2PM (Yes 2 PM is hash time during daylight savings). This hasher will be in Toronto for The Annual HOGTOWN HASH! They are still taking registrations, so let me know if you want to go!! Regards,

Calvin Klimax