ReHash #297

ReHash 6/13/99

"What a surprise," said Phil McCrackin, "Tequila Bill brought Tequila to the Hash and Skull is naked!" And that pretty much paints the picture of Butt Plug’s resurrection Hash at Yellow Barn Forest on Sunday. Without a moment to lose, Hares Bubbles and Rrrrrralph set a short & sweet trail to the pond where the Hashers could get down to some serious rabble-rousing in the wilderness right away.

Not unlike the Creature from the Black Lagoon, Spaceman carried the almost compliant Rowdy Bush into the murky water hole. As a result, Rowdy Bush shall now be known forever as Wet Bush.

Many male Hashers did down downs just for having facial hair. Many female Hashers did down downs just for having body hair. But perhaps most ironic was the smooth texture of Snugglebunnie’s shaven legs (?).

Tequila Bill attempted to create order out of chaos during down downs. This resulted in his pants being pulled down by Vibrator. The ON-IN! moved from the forest to the Chariot, where the Hashers continued their crude antics over beer and pizza.

There were several Hashers who brought virgins. To the best of my recollection, Joel brought the tall dude Dean who works at the Chap. House, Skull made Abby cum, and Spaceman brought Jeff. Who am I missing?! If you brought a virgin on Sunday, let me know at the Chapter House on Wednesday and you will be given instant gratification.*

And Tequila Bill reminded everyone to avoid being a wanker, and get your registration form in this week for the Finger Lakin’ Good 300th Hash!

See you in a couple of weeks!

On-on!
Tequila Bill

* i.e., a sugar-packed candy bar