Posted on October 21, 2013 by Gispert
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Today we counted 701 separate instances of hashdom, counted in flour marks, down downs, false trails, lovely vantage points, scenic silliness, beers emptied, litter swept, shoes Gispert’d, moonings, vIrgins inaugured, virgins lost, virgins scouted-for, lost FRB awards, and virgins found.
We say au revoir but not adieu to Ol Timey Hoe Down, off to the southern wilds after bringing an enthusiastic virgin, but not before being bestowed with Baster’s List of Dumb for the rehash.
We welcome Virgin Catlyn to the hash, who can be lost for what seems like hours, but has enough common sense to fend for himself and follow trail on-on to beer, even if it takes two BNs to re-orient.
We thank J. John for doing the right thing and going all the way back to the cars to make sure his brother Cat was okay, and toast him for hoofing fast enough to make it to the Pinnacles in time for BN2.
We roast Spike for hoofing from BN1 to find Cat by the cars and leading him to intercept the pack midway to BN3.
We look forward to Just Alexi’s virgin trail in Shindagin on 10/26 at 1:69pm, who may be ass-cysted by virgin scout J. John and CoCo.
We also look forward to Porcelain Goddess’ Anal Hollow-Weener Costume Hash on 10/31. (There are rumors of a suite for pre- and post-…)
Once again, Not Spike, Baster and Tasty sincerely regret the time spent; for there are so many other things more important than getting lost in the woods with such reprehensible company, horrible sights, off-key singing, and warm awful hash beer.
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