IH3 Trail #585: Sunny Day at Hammond Hill

Ithaca Hash #585: Happy Sunny Day at Hammond Hill
21 February 2010

Hares:
Always a Bridesmaid
Master Baster
Just Shut Up And Drink (JSUAD)

Virgin:
Tracie, brought by Glassterbater

Hounds:
Assquashticus Erectus
Hot Lips
Doris Dicktoria
Glassterbater
Just Allison
Just Ivan
Hoosier Naddy
Cold Cocked
S.S. Thunderthighs

weird men marking trail
white chalk that slowly turns rose
it’s in the Kool-Aid
-suspicious civilian skier

well-stocked truck bed bar
spike your own hot cocoa, wank
our hares love their hounds

ummm, can I borrow
some shoes? Otherwise I wear
Italian loafers
-Just Ivan

Incredulity
Now we know Sasquatch can ski
Yay! Diversity!

we learned the hard way
some snowshoes not for running
just shut up and drink
-/Assquashticus erectus/ and Hoosier Naddy

skiers lament, how
did the hares make a loop trail
always going up?
-CoCo and Hot Lips

Need a new hash song?
Fresh virgin or F.R.B.?
Ask Glassterbater

Hammond Hilton warms
us, only in the corner
chili works better