IH3 Trail #536 – Michigan Hollow Madness

Hash #536: Sunday, May, 18th, 3 pm.

Location: Michigan Hollow. Sunday’s trail convened at 3pm HST, on Bald Hill Road in the Danby State Forest.

If you like…

mud-covered wet puppies

virgins of all flavors

creepy old overgrown cemeteries

accidental “On-In’s” in the first quarter mile of trail

shitty-mean back-checks

long ball-busting up hills

wanton “race-ism”

striking wild flowers

poorly marked “YBF’s”

swampy stream crossings

threats of ominous storms

prospects of sun

beer checks with no salsa

excessive dry-humping

really fast down hills

random newt crossings

illegal breaking and entering

car alarms

gay murky moments with virgins

circles that Hot Lips actually attends

plentiful ice cold beer

oh yeah and a beer check with a stupendous view of route 96

Then you missed a great trail.

Don’t do it again!

Hey Ithaca,

CockSmith and I had a great 4 years with you. Thanks for the trials, the beers and the cheers. See you in August.

On-oN!

Pippi “and Cock”