A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
It was a beautiful Fall day as I was scurrying around the house cleaning while baking a couple of cheesecakes with fresh raspberries buried deep inside of them. The thought of digging into them with a fork had my mouth watering as I mused at how they might be received by others…..oh yummy!!!
Now…are they done yet???? Checking the oven and the clock….HOLY SH*T!!!!! It’s 2:40 and I need to get my Arse out to Shindaigan Hollow for Cocktail Frank’s virgin trail!!!!!!
But first….ARE they done yet????…..yup….just right!!!! OK…off I dash to the hash!!!!!!!!!!!
As I came speeding up the road to the start of the hash…there’s Toothy Lunker waiving me down as though I’m some crazed fool about to drive through them all and the hash-pooch. NEY say I! I’m just thirsty. So, I park my beast and head up to the gang. Quite a group was assembled. We had:
Cocktail Frank – Virgin Hare
SS Thunderthighs
Freeze Frame
TOFU
Toothy -Hare Cherry Popper du jour
Hot Lips — Where the hell has he been?????
Spike
DWH
Floss
Tequilla Bill
Pre-cum — visiting us yet again from Phoenix….we must be doing something right! LOL
As we had no virgins for the trail….we were soon off in search of our first BN……
The trail went ALL OVER THE FRIGIN PLACE in Shindaigan. LOVE that terrain!!!!
Up here….over there……around that corner….FALSE!!!
Try again….down there….side ways here….FALSE!!!
Maybe here………………….LONG ARSE Back Check…..BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
Yup….Toothy was showing her true colors and extraordinary trail setting techniques and Cocktail Frank was catching on quickly……much to the dismay of the pack.
Soon though……we stumbled upon a WONDERFUL marking………BN!!! Though not the FRB at that moment…some how the task fell upon Butt Floss to grope his way through the brambles to fetch the cooler of refreshment and snacks for the rest of the pack. No complete fool was he though….he grabbed the first BEER before bringing the rest out for every one else to forage through…..
All sorts of talk went on at this BN….much of it by Freeze Frame, SS Thunderthighs and Toothy …some thing about “R” things!!!!! OH!!!! MY POOR EARS!!!!! Enough of this!!!!! Besides…the beer was gone.
On we go……all over the wooded, trails and roads of the forest zone.
Ahhhhh….. a very long stretch down a road….Hhhhhhhhmmmmmm…..I wonder to myself as I’m the FRB at this point……….could this be a …………..BACK CHECK!!!!!…..Sonsabitches did it to us again!!!!! Screw’em…….I wait a bit before heading back…just to have a bit of company. :o)
So…where does this bleepin’ trail go???? OH…of course…..down this long trail just off of the road….. NOPE…wrong again…another false!!!!!
Finally…we find true trail….and eventually another road. Why the hell am I always out in front on these stupid roads????? Oh well….pensively….I venture forward….not too quickly though……..
This time……I am finally rewarded though. For there….off to the side of the road is a nice carpet of invasive week beneath an old cemetery. We’ve been here before….many moons ago. There was BEER here last time………..
And look!!!!….it’s still here!!!! Must be the residents haven’t been very thirsty. Lucky us!!!!
This time the talk is more palatable….though a bit riskeh (sp?) in a bit. Seems there was a tree here…with a beautiful crotch getting all sorts of hashers excited. Hot Lips quickly chimed in that it was a beautiful “ash” as well. Damn!!!!….I was getting a “woody” thinking about that beautiful ash with it’s inviting crotch….
OK…BEER is gone…time to search out trail and work of the chub…..
What???? A turkey and eagle split this far into trail???? OK….most of us bit. Dumb arses that we were….. The eagle trail just led us through a BUNCH of brambles and eventually back up to the road were the smart folks went…..
Shortly though….we were back at the cars and ready for circle.
Cocktail Frank pulls out our circle beer……….HOLY SMOKES!!!!….the Hash Gods have blessed us!!!
Wonderful Ithaca BEER to quaff our pallettes!!!!
As Master Baster was still some where south attempting to return Chlorine-Kills-Everything’s long lost panties….don’t ask…you don’t want to know…..Dances With Head led our circle this fine day.
Now….can I remember who drank this long after said trail????? HELL NO!!!! I’ll just make it up….
Actually, I think it was just the usual accusations –
early arriving and late arriving (Pre-cum and Floss)
dogs (toothy… both hares)
mugs (Tequilla and Pre-cum, who was just thirsty)
birthday side-side (SS Thunderthighs ) (He said he wants to do this at the next hash as well…some thing about Freeze Frame’s height and position “holding” him “up”….)
Turkeys (Pre-cum, DWH, TB)
Whining (DWH)
FRB/DFL (FF and DWH)
Hares
Cums Latelys (FF, SSTT, Hot Lips, )
Visitor (pre-cum )
Virgin Lay (cocktail, one hare drinks…)
what’d spike drink for? I don’t remember. Same for TOFU…even though I drank with her. I know it wasn’t a murky moment for us this time though…..DAMIT ALL!!! :o)
can’t remember what else….any help out there folks????
OK…we ran out of BEER. May the Hash go in Peace….and May the Hash GET A PIECE! (PLEASE!!!!)
ON-ON-TO TRAIL #522!
Floss
PS:….the cheesecake survived…..