Be(er) Prepared for anything when Shiggy Shaman and Tastes Like 10th Grade take to the slopes this cumming Sunday, Jan. 21st!
Looks like it’s going to stay cold for the next few days and snow is falling as I write this manifesto to hashing.
So what does that mean?
Will there be 5 miles of trail?
Will there be 2 miles of trail?
Will we just drink in a warm, fire-lit hut and occasionally sled down Rice Hill and build snow dicks?
It could be any and/or all of these things. Mother Nature holds us all in her frigid hands and digitally stimulates us to a climatic finish on Sunday. Wear appropriate protection and bring a sled, snow shoes, yak traks, gators, goggles, butt cushions, helmets, snow pants, mittens on a string, pom hats, hand warmers, dick warmers, scarves, balaclavas, baklava, barracudas, is anyone still reading this list?, dogs who wear designer coats and booties, virgins, and whatever else you need, you damn prima donnas.
WHERE: RICE HILL, TAUGHANNOCK STATE PARK, RICE ROAD, TRUMANSBURG, NY https://maps.app.goo.gl/HVdUM1BUgkerFeB36
WHEN: 12:69 HST
HASH CASH: $5
WHAT TO EXPECT: THE UNEXPECTED, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING.
DOGS ARE WELCOME BUT WILL NEED TO BE LEASHED AT TIMES
SWIMMING OPTIONAL IF THE ICE SKATING PONDS AREN’T FROZEN SOLID
CRANIUM LAMPS RECOMMENDED TO HELP LOCATE LOST WANKERS AFTER SUNSET
ON-ON my pretty little snowflakes!