IH3 Trail #473

Hares: Butt Floss and Little Oral Annie

Present: Spike, 1/2 Monty, Ball Wrinkle, Hot Lips, Harry Condom Jr., E.T., Pippi Schlongstocking, Cocksmith, Tequila Bill, Just John, Hound Whore.

Welcome to the fourth anal screw-year hash and Chez-LOA! Unless you didn’t some then screw you!
Another fine down-town Trumansburgh run was too be had this year. Our hares were rather ambitious this New Year’s Day setting a nice 2-3ish mile trail for us even after Floss had a lot to celebrate this New Year – freedom (or as he put it a 17% raise)! May old aquaintence be forgot la la la la la…….

Lots of cheery somewhat energetic hashers today this must be the crowd with nothing better to do. We actually ran a fair amount. From Chez LOA we left towards the Puke and Choke (oh wait it‚s a big M now isn’t it). Our first check led us behind the car wash and across the bridge towards the warter tower were we quickly and thankfully found our firtst beer rest near the cemetary. After trespassing on the nursery for a whuile we were off again. Across the golf course we went. Everybody but the hares short-utted here taking the quicker way around the clubhouse (or so I was told). On-down to the south end of town all the while hoping that Floss and LOA weren’t atking us all the way to the only bar in town open today – Barangus. Alas we did find beer – undeer the famous Trumans burg bridge (I forget the name of the Street).

Well Just John has made it to at least four hashes now by my count and I‚m really thinking he needs to be named soon. i wouldn’t mind seeing it happen before I leave ithaca in two months. He seems to be a pretty dedicated hasher so we all need to start pondering names for him. Of course I can‚t recall any big name-worthy events as of late but i suppose we can watch for them.

On-On
Hound Whore