ReHash #393

Last Sunday we met for hash # ???, I don’t know, more than I can count. The hares, Ball Wrinkle, Toothy and some civilians, set a trail of blue and red powder through the forest somewhere in Etna. The snow was deep, and most of the hashers snowshoed or attempted to x-c ski. Of course there was the usual FRB who zipped out ahead on skis, never to be seen again, except as a faint speck on the horizon. The rest of us hashers, and there were quite a few, slugged through the chest deep snow, ON THE VERGE OF DEATH!!! from heart attack, following the little specks of flour. Comedy was provided on several occasions by the hashers wearing 10 foot snow shoes as they (he) fell face foward into the snow without warning. On one such occasion Bitch Sqealer actually PUSHED ET into the snow, then jumped on top of the poor guy and accosted him right there in the snow!!, It wasn’t even a murky moment kus we all saw it!

There was cheap hash beer and Pringles, and hills and gorges (Ain’t ithaca just gorges?) and lots of fun and games.

It was a hash, what do you expect?

After nearly freezing to death and several close calls with an evil snow monster we all made it safely back to the cars and to the on-in at Toothy’s house. There were the usual accusations and awards, (murky moment mentioned above), Butt Floss was given the coveted and rarely awarded “Girly Man” award for something to do with his attire. Birthday side-sides and up-ups were given to ET, Bitch Sqealer(? I think?) and Miss Fuckem and Chuckem. Rowdy was made to drink for being the only FRB present, an accusation she vehemtly denied. Comes latelys – Tequilla Bill, Staffy Puller, ET…am I forgetting anyone? I can’t say as I care if I am, but the fat lazy bastards were given a down-down for gracing us with their presence nonetheless. Just Todd the second time virgen was awarded with a down down for busting his hash cherry. Bad hash songs were butchered by the IH3 boys and girls choir. And … there was food provided by those good citizena who cared and great hospitality provided by Toothy and Fishy Fingers.

Yee-haw and on-on! Next Hash is Feb 2, 2003.

Lil Miss Muffet