ReHash #345

The hash setting team of Jushad and Testicle Icerider set another stellar trail this past Sun. in the Shindagin Hollow Forest. The weather was gorgeous and the hares outdid themselves with a trail filled with extremely steep climbs and death defying descents. There were many little waterfalls still flowing from the spring runoff.

The hash got off to a late start for the bulk of the group. Everyone was waiting for the "virgin" hasher that Releashme was responsible for bringing to arrive. Many of the male hashers were hoping that an argument might break

out between Releash-me and her virgin friend for her being late, and that that might lead to a fight, and maybe, just maybe, this would lead to them kissing. Or at least I was. No such fight developed, but at the ON-IN the virgin sat on Releash-me’s lap and looked very satisfied. I think there is potential.

After everything got underway the trail was easily followed even though a new "less is better" flour application method was used. Hearing about the large number of children in Asia that were starving and knowing from making bread in his bread maker that a bag of flour can make at least 5 loaves of bread, the humanatarian side of Jushad took over (this happens quite often) and he could not justify using more flour than was absolutely necessary. Although there was plenty of whining the trail was only lost once and was quickly picked up again. Ithaca hashers have gotten used to trail that can be followed like an interstate highway. Searching for the marks is not a welcomed change (yea baby).

There were two beer stops each not having enough beer to quench the groups need for alcoholic beverages. Sunday was a fairly hot day, the first of the year, so many people were not acclimated to running in the heat. Some H2O would have been a welcome companion to the beer at the hash rest stops but was not available due to the fact that the Hares didn’t give-a-fuck. They got a late start since they had been out having beers at the Chappy with Tequila

Billy and his main squeeze and then went searching for salemanders and frogs

in the local swamps.

The ON-IN took place at Jushads. There was plenty of cheap beer with high alcohol content to had. The humanatarian side of Jushad shined through once again and water was provided and not just for the dogs but the people as well. Swing Low donated a warm 12 pack of Keystone Ice to the cause which made certain down downs more difficult than usual. Phil McCrakin’ got hash crash for what could have resulted in the need for a helicopter air lift (I wasn’t carrying his ass down the bank we just came up). He looked like a character from a slapstick comedy as his feet simply slid out from under him

and he slid down the hill. The Hash baby went to Roadkill. Vibrator had made

some welcome additions the Baby. I think Phil was relieved to see it go so he could resume his rightful place as vibrators nipple toughner. I don’t know if we will ever see the Hash baby again now that it is is Roadkills possesion. If we do it may have some disturbing new orafices.

The ON-IN proceeded with most of the "cheap beer with high alcohol content" being consumed. Vibrator was sporting the most fashionable pregnancy outfit I’ve seen in some time. To get the full effect one would have needed a hit of acid or some magic mushrooms. I had neither but was able to drink enough beer to get kinda’ the same effect.

The ON-IN then proceeded to the Crooked Board were large amounts of fatty food was ingested and then later partially digested.

Further reinforcment in my belief in the "potential" for a lesbian act between Releash-me and her lil’ virgin friend came when Releashme opted for BABES over HUNKES in the matching bar game. She seemed to enjoy the ones with little breasts. I enjoyed the ones with little breasts also and enjoyed the fact that she enjoyed them even more.

At this point the ON-IN became a blur of HASHERS and rednecks looking for their brother’s wives. Most of us left, some of us stayed.

I’m done. ON-ON Jushad

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Additional comment:

Note to self:

SELF! — Remember not to assign the re-hash to one of the hares next time.

Great re-hash Jushad! A little sparse on details, but right in line with the trail….which was a little short on flour! LOL

ON-ON Floss