Oi wankers! Bear witness to the tenderization of Just Ivan the virgin hare, as he sets trail under the diligent tutelage of the rapacious Glassterbater! Bring virgins and comes-latelies, for this day we shall have visitors! Visitors! From the faraway land of Buffalo, Tender Twat and Thundering Balls Between My Thighs join us in celebration of their analversary!
Come ye one and all to Giles St. @ 6 Mile Creek, meeting at 1:69pm Hash Standard Time, for fun and games. Trail will be friendly to leashed hounds and half-minds alike, with a BBQ on-after planned.