Hash #1095

When: Sunday June 22

2:69 pm

Theme: all of them+summer solstice shit too. Maybe it’s one of the longest days of the year, but wont be the longest hash…

National days of______include:

Chocolate eclair,

HVAC Tech day,

Onion rings,

Stupid guy things,

And world rainforest day

So to sum it up, Stupid hvac guys eating onion rings and chocolate eclairs in the rainforest day hash is what your theme Is. If you’re lucky there’ll be a stale bag of funions and some day-old long jons left over from the hvac office party.

Where: cass park skate rink parking lot place

Who: hashers, virgins, doggos on leashes

Hares: Flesh Flaps and Cummando Cobbler

How long: 4.20-6.69 miles-ish

Shiggy level: 2-3, all ability hasher trail with good bits for frbs to get J checks and dfls to do down downs.

How much: virgins are free and there should be a hash cash bounty if you can get a virgin to come once, twice and three times! $5 for everyone else who cunt.

Respectfully submitted,

cummando and fleshy