A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Hash #502: Hammond Hill Hashilarity #502 By the Numbers: Number of Hashers in Attendance: 17 Virgins in Attendance: 1 Skiiers in attendance: 3 Skiiers by the end: 1 Snowshoers: 11 Runners: 2 Hashers named: 4 Protestations of Hash Name: 1 Largest Simultaneous Down-Down: 6…
It was a cold day, that day in January (like the 28th) when we hashed from east hill plaza, but not so cold that harriers would pass up an opportunity to hunt beer while running over varied terrain. So those who were more thirsty…
OK so maybe this isn’t the 500th rehash of the Ithaca hash, but it is the rehash of the 500th run of the Ithaca hash. And a shitty hash it was! Over 70 harriers (for a while we thought there would be 69 of…
Mark Twain once said, “New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions” . . . surprisingly this hash managed to live up to all three of…
So here I sit, trying to get started on writing this rehash I said I would write. I usually don’t have trouble with this… But this week it feels different… I HAVEN’T HAD A BEER FOR NEARLY A MONTH!!! I guess that could be…
Ithaca Hash run #497, at Monkey Run Hares: Toothy, Little Oral Annie, and Just Dan Virgins: Just Emily, Just Rennie Others in attendance: Just Jessica, Just Bob, Butt Floss, Pussy Pong, Dances With Head, Just Joel, Nut Roper, Ball Wrinkle, Cocksmith, Pippi Schlongstocking, Extra…
It’s a miserable day in the neighbourhood A drizzly day in the neighbourhood I think i’ll go hash with my neighbour Howdy neighbour… got a beer? Well… i hate to be the one to say “i told you something”, but i did tell you…
Well…. Bürp is setting trail this weekend, and, while i could prophetically write a rehash for this hash, i decided that i should play dumb (it’s so easy, after all) and give this cautionary tail, set in historic view, of Bürp’s trail-setting procedures. So…
_Rehash_form_27B_ Hash number:495 Rehash Author: X_Lord Bürpenstain __Other (write in) ________________ Hare(s): __Dances with Head __Lord Bürpenstain __Country Cock __Spike __Pussy Pong __Extra Testicle __Ball Wrinkle __Toothy Lunker __Butt Floss __Just Jessica __Just Karen __Little Oral Annie __Cocksmith __Trojan __Tequilla Bill __RoadKill __Hot Lips…
Hare: Hairy Condom, Jr. Location: Stewart Park Amount of beer drank: lost count Rehash author: Lord Bürpenstain Wankers present at the start of the hash: Little Oral Annie, Women There?, Butt Floss, Pippi, Cocksmith, Just Nadia, Spike, Nut Roper, Virgin Just Joel, Visitor Europee’n…