IH3 Trail #426

Let us set the scene here: great day, bright sun, warm and weather! This day was a first of its kind!! Well now! There we were, in the woods, with friends, dogs, and beer. For the record the Place: Sin Again Hollow, the people: ET, Ball Wrinkle, Pussy Pong, Dances w/Head, Lil Miss Muffet, LOL, HCjr. Butt Floss, Hot Lips, Road Kill, Red Crap (Hare), WT, and Captain Slimy , and Pond Scum, Sphincter something or another….and two hashers whose names have escaped me. Sorry! We looked about for flour and found it. Once on trial we trudged up and up and up, I mean calf splitting hills. With every painful step Red Crap became less and less well thought of. Red Crap sealed his own fate by hiding the beer at the first beer stop so well that not even Dance With Head could find it. HASHER Non-grata!!!! Back on trial, more hills and bone dry mouths. Finally some beer. We paused our drinking to take a few snapshots in a thatched hut made by some misguided boy scouts.



On-on we went! More hills more shiggy, more mud, and more hell! Finally a third beer stop. At this stop we were surprised to be greeted by Little Oral Annie and Butt Floss.


OK….then off we went back to the cars. Once there, we shuttled ourselves to the on-in in Owego, NY (Red Crap’s place). The on-in was enjoyable, we drank, we were punished, and we were humiliated! Afterwards we ate grilled foods and chips! Fun day! I can’t recall who was punished for what, mea culpa!!!

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How much did you say you had to drink when you wrote this???

You forgot: Spike, Hound Whore, Just Chandra, and Red Crap’s friend, and I wasn’t even there for the whole hash. Not to mention you forgot how all the dog’s once again had fun humping Murphy. I think Lil’ Miss’s dog is ready to be named . . .