ReHash #357

OK I’m sitting next to ET and he is drinking a beer while four women, two from Russia, one from Spain, and one from Whitney Point rub his hands and feet. I’ll be taking dictation once the lava in the lava lamp starts moving up and down. ET wont speak to me until that darn thing heats up! So, in between his tears of joy he tells me how it went:

All the usual suspects and then some; Monty, Butt Floss, LOA, MCrack’n, DWH, HIV, Inspector S, DOF, and some other dude from someplace, Just Paul, Just Pam, and Just Dan (dude from Colorado) and ET. Oh and vibrator and her bambino made a cameo at the on-in.

We got under way from the Chinese Buffet at about 3:40. First we held our breath as we made our way past the Chinese food factory’s dumpster and then up the metal stairs we ascended, upward and on-ward and up-ward we moved. That is how ET characterized the first half of the trail, up-ward. But all was OK for us because we had not nearly started to sweat and we stopped for a brew break.

When the spirit moved us we again marched on. Into lovely ravines, fiords, and junk we made our way. I was just getting into my marathon zone and we stopped to get drunk for a second time. Nice view thought from the cliffs!

This time the dogs got bored so we left and made our way back down the hill. After a few spills here and there and a murky moment we were safely at the on-in. Oh yes before that Monty caught ET trying to trip his chocolate fool so he would fall snoot first into a pool. ET was only trying to return the favor.

The on-in was full of songs and laughter. We named Just Paul; may I now present to you for the first time (what the hell did we name him??) Anyway we named him something! Our only virgin had so much fun she burned off fifty thousand miles of tread just to get home so she could call her mom and tell her about all the new friends she had made. I bet she’ll give special mention to the nice guy with the rubber mesh thong that showed off his pink puffy head! I think she’ll be back.

And for the post game show a few went to Castaways for a little more… you guessed it beer. And so it goes………………. Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet!

This much is true: it was sunny and warm out.

On-On
-Andy