ReHash #339

B. DUBYA’s mini-REHASH

Uh…

Let’s see…

Hmmm?

OK. Well I arrived to the hash start at 2:30. I was a little worried that I’d be late to the start, but no, the hashers were still milling around the cars.

The hare was "Just Bob" with help from Butt Floss. Bob was still out setting trail when I arrived.

I brought hash business cards and handed a stack to anyone that wanted them. They turned out pretty well, and cost almost nothing. I left a box of 250 with Butt Floss, and I have plenty more for anyone who wants them. For those that have cards – hand them out liberally – they’re cheap!

The hash finally got around to starting. Floss attempted to do a chalk talk and identify virgins. The closest thing we had to a virgin was "Just Michelle" who brought her 2 really cool dogs Fred and Kirby? (looks like a miniature Hyena). I guess it’s been quite a while since Michelle has hashed.

In attendance were Hung Man, Phil McCraken, Little Oral Annie, Butt Floss, Ball Wrinkle, 1/2 Monty & Hershey, Roto Root Her, Bam Bam, Rowdy Bush, and Hot Lips. Broken Pole drove by on his way home, but wasn’t really in attendance. Rowdy ditched the start to get a ride in BP’s silver Penis extender.

The trail was shitty as all trails are. One of the more memorable aspects was the crossing of a frozen lake. I wrote "ON ON" in large letters on the virgin snow covering the lake. I was told it looked nice from the trail above, but I wandered off trail on the way back and missed the opportunity to inspect my handiwork.

This hash could be called the "Canine Confusion Hash" We had Hershey, Fred, mini-Hyena Dog, and Just Bob’s dog. Then you add about 15 or 20 other civilian dogs encountered on trail. At the beer stop by the lake, Bob’s dog was aggressively humping all the other dogs. Some seemed to like it (like Hershey) others didn’t. A civilian Husky joined the hash for about a mile until Roto Root Her graciously led the dog back to the owners. Due to several false checks up hills, lazy hashers, and the dogs, the pack was pretty split up for most of the hash.

They all made it back to the On-In held in the Community Center. We were joined by Releash Me who earned the Bobbit award for cutting the whole run off. She did make good use of her time waiting for the hashers to return – by making a batch of snow balls to throw at the hares as they returned.

Down Down ceremonies were run by Butt Floss. The mob made sure everyone drank at least once for some alleged violation. We attempted to name BOB, but his naming eluded us once again.

We identified hares for the next 2 hashes. Sorry, but I forgot who the hare(s) is/are for Feb 11. I do remember that Releash Me is the hare for the hash on Feb 25, and that I volunteered to help her.

I left at this point, but I believe the next destination was Road Kill’s place to watch the Super Bowl.

On-Out Ball Wrinkle