ReHash #338

Re-Hash January 14, 2001

Well, it was a very exciting day this past Sunday……once we all found the start of the hash. How hard could it be you ask? After all, it was at the Cornell Plantations. Simple to get to……or was it? Originally slated to begin at the Chapter House, our late volunteering hares, Country Cock and Mr. Stiffy, decided that a bit more action was needed for the warm winter day. Directions sent us from downtown, out past the campus, down into Varna, and back to the Plantations on Forrest Home Drive, to meet up with the pack at the foot of the hill whose road leads right up to the orchards. Oh well, we all got there….one way or another.

After listening to our hares define the trail markings, we were off…..with one final warning…….."Don’t short-cut the trail at the end, you’ll miss the most fun" Like any of us would ever short-cut………right BBBB?

So, off we were…………but where?……..red marks every where…..looks like Mary’s little lamb, pick-axe and all, had been walking around….

Then the true trail was found….very well concealed by the hares. Across the road, around the ponds, and up a steep embankment. Perfect place for an impromptu snowball fight! Snowballs flying all over as we scaled the precipice. On-on at the top….over through the gardens……..and to our first beer stop…….

After a bit of a rest near the frozen waters leading into Beebee lake, we started out again. Of course, a few more snowballs flew here and there. Our sneaky hares led us back around and on out past the starting point….up some steps and back onto the Plantations grounds. This is where it got REAL fun! After winding around the plantation grounds for a bit, we ended up at the top of the sledding hill………..and our final beer stop. But wait………NO BEER!! OK, maybe the hares were right….drinking a bunch of beer in front of kids wasn’t such a good idea. Fortunately, CC made it up to us. Out of his back pack came a whole roll of "Insta-Sleds". The whole pack had a great time sledding down the hill with garbage bags. Beaver Bam Bam Balls was the first to put his feet all the way through the bag for better control and easy re-assent. Up……..and……….down……….up………..and………..down.. ……over……..and………over………WHAT A RIOT!!!

Not to be outdone by the sledders, Mr. Stiffy donned his cross-country skis and went up the hill. What could we all do……..watch? Heck no!!!! We pelted the poor fool with the final bout of snowballs!!!!!!!!!! It was a marvelous crash at the bottom for Mr. Stiffy. He surely must have been stiff in a few extra places the next day.

Mr. Stiffy had also brought along his hash-sled which Tittie Twister put to good use on the way back to the vehicles. MUSH! … she yelled out to Hershey and Vern…and away she went with the two dogs pulling her merrily along the path. Then, Ball Wrinkle gave it a shot. Not quite so successfully though. Must be because he was taller?

ON-ON to the ON-IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bam Bam was gracious enough to allow us to hold ceremonies at his crib………..something about getting arrested for open containers at the plantations prompted this magnanimous gesture. Many DOWN-DOWNs were had……….and they were all good………except some people didn’t care for the choices of beer………too bad………we’re hashers.

After the hares drank for the horrible trail — (Best one of the year without a doubt! Oh, wait a minute, it was the first one of the year. Still, it will be hard to beat.), we had our new Virgin Helen drink. Then we learned, via Bam Bam, that she has known about hashing for 10 years!!!! Just Bob, who made her cum…after VERY long foreplay….had to drink for Helen taking so many years to join us. And the list goes on from there:

Hash Crash – Bad Girl
Cruelty to animals – Tittie Twister and BW (For dog sledding)
No Mugs — Ball Wrinkle, Phil McCrackin, Women There, Spike, and Bam Bam
Overathleticism – Bam Bam ( He was seen running down to the Chappy before the hash. Ran back home. Then ran to the REAL start of the hash)
Private party – BW & Phil
Visitors – BBBB & Low Beams (Currently living in Flour City, but originally from Stan Nats HHH)
Sledding mishaps — Butt Floss and Extra Testicle
Song Screwup – Floss & Beams
Birthday – Mr. Stiffy ( Mr. Stiffy got to do an UP-UP out of Virgin Helen’s new shoe for turning 40 recently)
Monty and Just Bob for dog shitting and noticing dog shitting
The "Dads"- all of you virile, potent men! (started out as just Phil, but more were added)
All who did the full moon hash the night before (NOTE: Next Full Moon Hash in February could be local. Don’t miss it.)

After the festivities ended, many adjourned to the Fall Creek House for more food and drink. During which time, they called F’em and C’em to leave a birthday greeting for her down in Ninny Valley.

Nest hash will be January 28th, Super Bowl Sunday. Hares will be Just Bob (his first lay…about time for him to get named), and Butt Floss. Location: Common Land Community Center out Route 79 along side Six Mile Creek. Details to follow. See you there!

ON-ON Butt Floss