A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
ReHash 6/27/99
Hot Hash! Cool water! Road Kill swims! Hashers in the woods yell, "On-On!" Gay naked men in the woods answer, "Hard-On!" (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) These are thoughts that cascade down the water fall of my mind as I sit to write the ReHash. This, in turn, reminds me of the beer cascading down from my new running shoe, over my chin, and down into the On-In circle.
Hare Bat Girl and virgin co-hares Nathan and Gary set a great trail near the Wildflower Preserve on Sunday. Bat Girl’s pledge of "Don’t be afraid to wear your nicest running shoes– I personally guarantee your feet will stay dry," quickly unravelled like a cheap sweater as the hashers dove into the Six Mile Creek reservoir in order to stay on trail. Butt Floss and Jushad did down-downs for attempting to keep their shoes dry while swimming (ironically, Butt Floss, in a moment of mind-absenteeism, accused Jushad and then realized that he was not only the accuser but the accused as well).
BallWrinkle and Spike did down-downs for discussing blow-jobs. The virgin Dave was named "Bleeding Hard On." Spread Eagle imbibed for having a dirty arse. Wet-n-Rowdy Bush tossed one back for wearing a purse at the on-in.
Mudman from Rochester quaffed for shortcutting while swimming (and his non-running Bobbit squeeze Michelle drank for sitting in a beach chair and reading the newspaper twice while Mudman grunted out the trail). Guillermo sucked down a cold one for behaving himself during the Hash.
Jushad swallowed beer for wearing a cape in a public place the previous day. When asked by the restaurant manager if he had a shirt, Jushad replied, "No, but I have a cape."
Having fortitude of mind, Small Sack brought a clipboard and a jug of H20 to the Hash. He was, of course, accused of impersonating a coach. Hare Nathan actually did pushups while waiting at the top of a slope for co-hares Bat Girl and Gary while setting; and then he gulped a down-down for exhibiting physical prowess. Tom consumed hops for having hashed in the nation of Jordan (and for not having an accusation ready).
See you in a couple of weeks!
On-on!
Tequila Bill