ReHash #291

ReHash 4/18/99

Hares Basket Case and Hotter Legs made sure shiggy was a factor on Sunday as the hashers made their way along the Freese Road footpaths in the attempt to find the pot of gold (BEER and brownies) at the end of the trail. Broken Pole, Phil McCrackin, and Tequila lost the trail at one point only to find that the trail works just as well when run backwards. The three later drank for this infraction as well as for finding a Penthouse publication in the woods during their detour. It should be noted that the pages appeared to be stuck together– so we declined actually touching the magazine (safety first!).

Bubbles made a cameo appearance in an attempt to secure signatures for the upcoming Tri-Annual but demurred on the actual HASH. Since the Tri-Annual will occupy some folks, the next HASH will be set by Hungman and will take place in the Cortland area the last Friday of this month. It’ll be a full-moon Marti Gras evening hash, so get out the costumes and the big Marti Gras heads and get ready!

The ON IN was hosted by Small Sack. Thanks for the nachos– they looked delicious. Tequila brought tequila– and there was much rejoicing. Mudman from Rochester blew up a condom that was stretched over his head (condom supplied by Basket Case). The key, we learned, is to stretch the condom properly first before securing it snuggly over the head.

Guilemo saw someone run into a tree but couldn’t quite decipher who it was, so he drank. Mystery tree tackler– come forth! Hotter Legs did a down down for surrendering the keys to her new Forrester to Hungman for a joy ride so that the SUV could be broken in, General Lee style.

And Hotter Legs performed a side-side for her birthday last week. She also received Tequila’s special birthday tatoos: an anchor on her forearm and lil’ Sally Brown on her upper arm. Happy Birthday from the HASH!! Other outdoor shinanigans included the baptism of Rowdy Bush. And Bo drank for using the R–CE word.

Other notable events included: Calvin Klimax’ use of Small Sack/Spread Eagle’s nuclear power-flush toilet to suck the burgers from his colon. If you’ve never seen this toilet, make it a point to stop by their apartment when the need arises and witness the awesome suction of the power-flush–just don’t get too close!

See you in a couple of weeks (on a Friday)!

On-on!
Tequila Bill