ReHash #253

Ithaca HHH 250th Run

I attended the Ithaca 250th hash yesterday. Good turnout. Hashers from Rochester and Syracuse were in attendance and of course there were a few Ithaca hashers there too. The run started at 2:30 or so. The early arrivals were kept entertained by the slipping and sliding of everyone else as they attempted to negotiate the frozen backroad leading to the start of the run. The run started out normal enough. Then we were stopped mid-hash by a bunch of hunters that were just a little pissed that we were running around yelling ON-ON! whilst crossing their private land and interrupting their killing. Skull talked us out of it and we eventually got back on our way. I got a picture of the hash with the hunters. The hash included a frozen water crossing. The ice creaked and cracked all the way across. There was a check in the middle of the pond. I went the wrong way of course.

At the ON-IN there were 30+ hashers packed into Skull’s small apartment. Great party, especially the naked snow angels that some of the hash women (and men, but who cares) made outside. By the time the night was over we were all wading through a mass of peanut shells and pretzels that had accumulated on the floor. Later in the evening after ample beers, Skull started giving away his
"extra" hash t-shirts. If I didn’t already have 20 or 30 myself, I would have grabbed one. The only requirement was that you had to put the shirt on right then. Note that the rule was only enforced for the women. He also demonstrated a solo butt-chug to those that hadn’t seen one before. I don’t think anyone will ask again. Beer run at about 8. The keg was dead and so was all of Skull’s personal beer… and wine. I was the last to leave his trashed Apt. We spent the last 1/2 hour discussing all the hash women that we collectively lust over. 1.5 hours later, with no traffic stops I arrived safely at home.

I’ll leave it up to someone else to describe the other activities that occurred at the ON-IN. Such as the body shots, the Belly Button lint collection, Gonna Blow doing something with her velvet undies that I missed ’cause I was outside at the time. Why did Calvin Climax have Vibrator’s shirt on? Who really spit beer on Bubbles and blamed it on me? Bam Bam’s secret plan to have 250 down-downs at the 250th run. etc.

All in all, I considered the event a very good investment of my time… and brain cells.

ON-OUT,

Ball Wrinkle