ReHash #229

ReHash #229
Upper Buttermilk Falls National Park.

Just listen to these testimonials!
"One of the most dangerous hashes to date"
"I laughed, I cried…"

   "It was better than Cats!"

Running? Almost killing ourselves! We began the hash at upper buttermilk where yours truly lost his keys! Fortunately for the hash, someone else found them (of course he ‘forgot’ to tell me that he found them until after the hash) hence the hash got a good laugh out of it I’m sure. Running down into the woods we found the embankment becoming more and more steep and more and more icy until we reached the bottom of a waterfall (with a big crash), scenic and pristene in it’s wintery glory. No sooner did we wipe the snow and dirt off of ourselves than did those nutty hares drive us up the other side of the hill and who the heck would have thought to bring climbing gear! At probably close to an eighty degree climb, most of us who didn’t die trying managed to make it to the top, including several dogs! After a short respite, we proceeded on trail to a diabolical back check sending us down and then right back up "that long and windy road to ruin" (actually I think that road led to Ithaca, hmm… oh well.) Through the Park lands again we all trustingly followed the park trail marked "CLOSED Due To Icy Conditions" and luckily no one died there either. The on-in was at Vibrators new Hacienda and there was much drinking, stumbling, shouting, and other unmentionables that transpired (including jushaad yelling something to the tune of "GET THAT THING OUT OF MY ASS!" but we won’t go into detail as to what that was all about. We had some relatively new hashers join us. Our thanks to any new hashers and I hope that you’ll all come again.

Until next time,
Calvin