IH3 Trail #734: Halloweenie!

October 31th 2014, duh!
Starting from The Rave at 209 N. Aurora St.
Trail #734??
Halloweenie Rehash!
Hares:
Porcelain Doll
Hounds:
Peggy Bundy
Last Minute Tramp
Drunkenly Lion
Jester
Jellyfish
One Nightstand
2 Burlesque Dancers
Booty Pirate
LeeLoo
Gold Dragon
Future Girl
50’s Chick
Bumblebee
Tim
Geordi
Fireman & Dalmatian
2 Caterers (one of which was a virgin!)
The Flash
Dia de Muertos Skeleton
Sailor Moon
Some Wench
Lets see… started at the loft after downing some absinthe. Then started finding trail. Moving away from Collegetown Bagels and around the building the trail leads us. Bunch of falses later, we heard sirens and Baster [aka The Jester] took off in the opposite direction towards the Dominos pizza shop and then returned after the fire truck passed us. Then the group found its way into a parking garage where the [margarita] shots happened. Stage cue right – enter Arachnoflobia [aka Peg Bundy] and me singing the theme song to Married with Children. We voted on who wore the best costume. Peg and Leeloo won. Then we ran down a buncha stairs and more trail marks.  Then onwards to a bar in the commons [2nd Floor Bar]. Two muggles took photographs and commented on how cool we all were on the way. They then followed us upstairs where there was a basketball game projected on the wall. More beer. Then down we went. I hid the jellyfishes glitter and made her go back halfway upstairs. Got some more thrown on me as a “revenge sting”. Then more flour. Then into another bar where a lot of ppl were playing beer pong [Moonies]. Somehow, somewhy, i end up with a ping pong ball in my coat ( found at the end of the night). More beer and an I did an irish car bomb. Made sure Tasty [aka The Golden Dragon] knew because I told her i was downing a “Freedom bomb”. Then more flour. Then the R4. Through a pretty dark but wide alleyway and more [jello] shots. And into another bar near Greenstar (i think) where lotsa muggles were dancing [The Rhinehouse – where Geordi aka Thank You Come Again won the costume contest!]. More beer of course. I walk out and most of the ppl are outside in a little enclosed area, talking. Someone said food and I ran behind ’em. OTD [Sailor Moon], Deer Near [Some Wench], Head and Oakus, Just Travis [Uncle Fester] and myself ran looking for a pizza shop ( Sammy something.. can’t remember). T’was closed. Consolation prize was DP dough. Half a veggie calzone later we went towards the loft. Ran into Kicky [Pirate] who was waiting outside a bar. Tasty went in looking for us “groupies”. She comes out because it was past 1 and the guy wouldn’t let us in. Met PG [Porcelain Doll]. Almost everyone ends up at the loft. Music turned on. I remember asking Master Baster [aka The Jester] if we can put some Jamaican music on (Idk why). Oakus [aka One Nightstand]  and Head [aka Jellyfish] spend the rest of their lung capacity pumping their mattress up. Tasty shows up with her mattress. Baster helps inflate that. PG makes us play “guess the alcohol” game. Leeloo [aka Smashballs] get fireball and guesses it right. I get handed some Sobieski vanilla in the same cup and i say “my cup is tainted”. Baster gets a gift certificate for a capfull of fireball. OTD and DN are asleep. Oakus and Head are the next to fall. Apple comes out. PG and I edumacate Just Travis about the hash weekend. More talking and next thing i know, I’m out!
On-that’ll be all-on
ThankYouCumAgain
[editor’s notes – there was also a group of us who got separated and started re-doing trail and wound up outside Felicia’s. The Golden Dragon texted Porcelain Doll to find out that everyone was at Lot 10. Lot 10 was so packed that we went to the Chanti instead. The Pirate was aspirating the whole way back to The Rave and he and I snuck into my workplace and ate leftover nachos from my lunch that day. -Tasty]