IH3 Trail #660: Dunga’s Naming

FOR GENERAL RELEASE

7/16/13

Master Baster, IH3

On the day of July 3, 2012, much silliness, stumbling, story-telling, and general stupidity occurred.

Unfortunately, due to the half-mind nature of the gang — and the gallons of sweet watermelon nectar consumed in the pool that day — little else is known to the Annals of Ithaca Hash House Harriers.

Allegedly, there was trail, set by UFO, Bedside, and either Climbin’ Uranus or Kickstand. Maybe. Historians are still analyzing the artifact for DNA evidence.

One thing is sure: thanks to his support of the previous years’ IH3 Back-to-Camp JamBEERee, and due to his truly breath-taking story involving the Worst Crotch Stank In the World — one occurring after about 12 hours on one’s feet in a hot & sweaty kitchen, without benefit of a shower or Gold Bond [think about going down on someone in this state ~Ed.] — hereafter known as The Dunga — Just Dan Kiely went forth knowing he would be known only as

DUNGA

King of the Kitchen, Tame-ee of Tasty, Owner of the Great Sweaty & Beaten Package, Slayer of Kegs.

Brown Hole Delivery, you join an illustrious tradition.

Anyone else remember anything?

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ARTIFACT METADATA
Materials: Paper, Ink, Broken English. Smells like beer, sweat, watermelon and sex, oddly. A menu of some sort? Yellow + purple highlights with red & black writing.
Transcription:

Grilled Veggies: squash, corn, beets, onions, mushrooms w/balsamic vinegar

Pulled Pork: Organic farm raised pigs, house bbq sauce

Salad: Fresh Watermelon, Tomato, Onion Salad

Cole Slaw: kicked up Lime-cumin dressing

[Archivist’s Note: Did Kickstand have a secret “hand” in this preparation?]

Cocktail: Vodka, watermelon, lemon, coconut smoothie