I’m sure I’m forgetting lots, but these are some of the things we learned on trail Sunday, June 6:
– It always rains at least one day of the Ithaca Festical.
– Gispert was nice enough to help us out with a little sunshine anyway.
– If you ever run out of ideas for Halloween, just look in Spike’s or PG’s closets. They’ve got ya covered.
– Tasty and Just Katie might have been the earliest arrivers IH3 has ever seen. Ever.
– Climbin’ is a “lazy” overachiever for running to the hash because it was “easier than finding my car keys.”
– Kickstand does own shorts that are not super tight ball-hugging crazy-patterned spandex.
– Schlitz is not a very good tasting beer.
– Ookie Cookie is a poor sport for not wearing anything Hawaiian on trail.
– When you think trail is going to go into the Wildflower Preserve, ya know, since that’s where everyone met, it may not.
– Peeg is really on a roll here with trespassing on other peoples’ property.
– The gentleman who accused us of trespassing was talking about a matter of 3 feet. He’s a dick.
– The nice lady down the street is not at all a dick.
– It is possible to go uphill for quite a ways, despite actually heading downtown.
– There are tennis courts that are for Cornell faculty only.
– Baster likes to climb on stuff. Wait, we already knew that, sorry.
– Peeg likes to have shot checks in cemeteries.
– Jell-o shots that contain creme de menthe are “interesting.” The orange ones were f-ing awesome.
– Some of us can hula hoop and some of us cannot.
– It took a while, and same dramatics, but it was indeed possible for the interesting gentleman on the Commons to get out of a strait jacket unassisted.
– People look at you like you’re crazy when you run through the Ithaca Festical wearing hawaiian skirts and leis. I mean, c’mon, that was the theme of the Festical and this is ITHACA. You’re SUPPOSED to do weird shit like that, aren’t you?
– The Gunpoets are pretty awesome.
– Peanut M&Ms are pretty awesome too.
– A certain Mr. Kiely likes to have his balls slapped (hard) during sexy times.
– Baster is good at moving rocks around and building rock towers.
– Wowie is good at throwing rocks at rock towers and destroying them. Just let me know if you ever need me to hit anyone with a rock for you;)
– Spike was granted the honor of wearing the Hashit at the next hash, at least in part because he was wearing some long johns that are difficult to describe.
– No one was given the Sleeve of Shame award. We were all ashamed about that.
– When one hare drinks…
– Baster got a brand new award that Just Katie and Tasty invented and decorated, the UFO Award, for being the space cadet of the day. (For the record, I’m pretty sure the award doesn’t look anything like our dear UFO’s UFO wink wink.) Baster receiving this award is supported by the fact that he did not assign anyone to do a rehash at circle!