A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
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Hash number:495
Rehash Author: X_Lord Bürpenstain __Other (write in) ________________
Hare(s): __Dances with Head __Lord Bürpenstain __Country Cock __Spike __Pussy Pong __Extra Testicle __Ball Wrinkle __Toothy Lunker __Butt Floss __Just Jessica __Just Karen __Little Oral Annie __Cocksmith __Trojan __Tequilla Bill __RoadKill __Hot Lips X_Virgin Hare(s) __Just_Joel____
Hounds: __Dances with Head X_Duke Bürpenstain __Country Cock __Spike __Pussy Pong X_Extra Testicle X_Ball Wrinkle __Bedside Pole Dancer __UFO X_Toothy Lunker __Butt Floss __Just Jessica __Just Karen __Little Oral Annie __Cocksmith __Trojan __Tequilla Bill X_Hot Lips __Just Amanda __RoadKill X_Virgin(s) __Just_Nancy___Just_Steve___
Dogs: __Just Mindy __Pee's Like a Bitch X_Puker __Crazy Eyed Indy X_Just Roxy __Maxi Pad
Hash Location: __Hammond Hill___________________ __Finger Lakes Nat. Forest_________________ __Fall Creek_________________ __Downtown Ithaca________________ __Cornell_______________ X_Danby State Forest___Corner_of_Bald_Hill_and_Comfort___ __Trumansburg________________ __Other_________________________
Trail: X_Shitty
Trail Summary:
After a short wait to allow hounds who might have been delayed by a parade in Ithaca to get to the hash, the hash found true trail leaving the parking area with little difficulty, going off along comfort road. Lord Bürpenstain went left into the woods at the first Y to find 3 marks in rapid succesion going through a brier patch. Thinking that he was on true trail the Burp called back to other hounds to follow him into the dangerous surroundings. As the blood started to pour from his legs Lord B thought to himself that he should pay attention when the hares are wearing long pants, and not wear shorts on those hashes. As The sliced and diced pack picked it’s way through the tangled prickly mess one of them stumbled upon the dreaded R7 (reverse 7, it is like a back check, but it was explained in the chalk talk that B is a sacred letter at this hash, and will only be used for BEER). That took us back out to the road, where we learned that Hot Lips had followed the other leg of the Y and was most likely half way to the first beer near at this point. Down the road some more and back into the woods we went, but this time with far fewer thorns. We covered quite a bit of ground off trail, moving in lines that seemed to be cardinal directions exclusively, ignoring the surrounding terrain. Eventually we came upon a check at the side of a dirt road. True trail was once again, not so much of a trail as it was a straight line into the woods and up a very steep hill, but then trail went along and old logging road and back out onto the road we had just been on and up to a popular hash start location that hasn’t been used for over a year (bald hill and station). Scattering from the intersection, looking for true trail, the hash eventually decided it should be going along the less maintained portion of bald hill road.
Shortly (in the woods just off of the Abbott Loop) Beer near was found and there was much rejoicing. Unfortunately ET wasn’t feeling too well, and had headed back to his truck before making it to the first Beer (perhaps the beer would have made him feel better?). Many random topics of conversation were covered during our liquid refreshment break, feral cats, Japanese television shows dubbed in English for comedic effect, the hilarity and time wasting potential of youtube.com.
After Ball wrinkle persuaded me to share a second beer with him (not like it was hard for him to do) the hash was off again, mostly following the Abbott loop trail, but taking small excursions onto side trails from time to time. As I exited the finger lakes trail going onto michigan hollow road, I saw that most wonderful of hash marks, BN, underfoot, so I started looking around for beer… I was still looking for beer when the DFLs arrived, this was horrible. Then Spike, who for some reason seems to be running at the back of the pack, and making sure people didn’t get lost, and who has an amazing level of knowledge about this hash, a level usually associated with one who had set said trail, told us that the beer should be in a jeep, that isn’t here yet. It seems the pack had beaten the Beer wagon. So we hung out, and despite our thirst had a pretty good time waiting for the beer. But then the beer got there, and life was even better, because the socialization was still good, but the thirst was being quenched. We also had a bunch of Japanese snacks, including wasabi peas, then there was also the non-sequitur snack of chips and salsa, which was also appreciated greatly…
Thirst quenched, salty snacks scarfed, the hash decided to continue the drinking at the on-in, but to do so, we would have to run the last leg of the trail. Some how spike knew that we needed to go back 7 or 8 marks to find the trail… So we did, and found trail going along the FLT. Then the FLT left the old logging road it had been following to continue on dryer, less muddy ground, but true trail did not, only false trail would go on dry ground for the rest of the hash. Up-up, up-up, up-up the muddy, and at times covered with standing water, trail we went, until it exited the woods within sight of the cars. Once the entire pack had gathered, the circle commenced.
Circle: Hash officiant (RA): __Butt Floss __Dances with Head X_Spike x_Ball Wrinkle
Down-Downs:
X_Haring
The guilty: Just Joel (for some reason Spike drank too)
X_FRBing
The guilty: Hot Lips
X_DFLing
The guilty: Ball Wrinkle
X_Early arriving bastard
The guilty: Lord Bürpenstain
X_Late arriving bastard
The guilty: Toothy Lunker
__Racism:
The guilty:
__Hash Crash
The guilty:
X_Virgins
The guilty: Just Nancy, Just Steve
__Short cutting
The guilty:
X_Cums Lately
The guilty: Hot Lips, Toothy
__Bobbit
The guilty:
X_Other (explain)_mid-trail
_false_accusation:_
Bürpenstain_asked__
BallWrinkle_if_he__
had_short_cutted_at
_one_point_________
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The guilty: Lord Bürpenstain
__Other (explain)__________
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The guilty:
__Other (explain)__________
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The guilty:
Other comments:
Award: __Big Balls Source: Recipient: __Bobbit Source: Recipient: X_Hashit Source: Lord Bürpenstain Recipient: Spike X_Cums Lately Source: Hot Lips Recipient: Toothy Lunker __FRB Source: Recipient: __the“who said” head Source: Recipient: __ET's 3rd ball Source: Recipient: __Hash Baby Source: Recipient:
Other Comments: Cums lately is no longer George; George was repaired
by ma’ fingers and now just Drake is quite fond of him. Cums Lately
is now a stuffed prize from a claw machine with“return to IH3”
written on it.