IH3 Trail #452

Hash #452(?): March 13, 2005

In attendance: Toothy Lunker, Staffy Puller, Tequilla Bill, Butt Floss, Little Oral Annie, Dances With Head, Pussy Pong, Spike, Rowdy Bush, Harry Condom Jr, The Hasher Formerly Known as Don, McCavity, Just Ted, Just Daisy, JUSUAD, Licker Harder, Just Eric, Just Julie, Up Her Alley, Two Holes And A Heartbeat, and Extra Testicle.

Pussy Pong and I rolled up on a sunny Sunday afternoon, and the pack was already beginning to gather. I mistook Just Daisy for a Lazy Canadian, and everyone was arranging their snowshoes and X-C skis. One of the hares, Staffy Puller, was back from setting trail, and we began to wonder where the other hare (Toothy) was. Then we saw her coming down the trail on her skis, trailing her kiddie sled behind her, which she’d been using to stash the wonderful hash nectar — beer — on trail. Attendees of particular note included a virgin, Just Julie; a transplant, Two Holes And A Heartbeat; and two visitors from the Halve Mein H3, McCavity and The Hasher Formerly Known As Don.

After we felt everyone who was going to had arrived, Toothy gave chalk talk, and we checked out trail. Naturally, the trail went UP. JUSUAD, Just Eric and Licker Harder were off like the wind, and the rest of us thirsted for beer. Perhaps because it was a tough uphill, the hares took pity on us wankers and it wasn’t too far to the first wet check.

The beer didn’t last long however, and pretty soon the FRB’s took off again, so we figured we’d check out trail too. After some ups and downs, the hounds came to a T-E split, with some fun on the E but a shortcut on the T. So, yours truly took the ‘T’-for-tough trail of course. Somewhere along here, a tree apparently jumped out and attacked THFKAD, we stopped to sit down on a chair randomly set against a tree on trail, and we started wondering when we would reach *More Beer*. After a looong ways, we came to a second wet check, with beer and Pringles. Yum! There we learned of THFKAD’s bloody ear, courtesy of the tree, the dogs played, and we waited for the DFL’s to come within sight. We must’ve been a bit tired, or thirsty (more likely), because we spent quite a while at the second Beer Near, but when we did take off it was a quick, straight shot down to the cars. On the way, however, Rowdy Bush and Hound Whore each had some nice hash crashes, as they couldn’t handle the speedy descent on their skis.

Back at the cars, we piled in and drove over to Staffy Puller and Tequilla Bill’s humble abode, where circle was held in the garage. Pussy Pong and I took the scenic route to the circle, so the impatient hashers started circle without us. Virgin, transplant and visitors drank, as did Cums Latelys, Hash Crashes, and Murky Moments. FRB’s and various others, as well, as well as myself and THFKAD, for being lousy RA’s.

<Some awards were brought out towards the end of circle, including the Hash Baby, which Toothy gave to Tequilla Bill; an armless, legless, dickless mannequin to Extra Testicle for being the incapacitated bobbit; Toothy gave Butt Floss the Big Balls Award; LOA drank for losing the hash crash lifevest; and JUSUAD brought out a new hash award, the Black Bill Murphy Award, which he promptly presented to Tequilla Bill Murphy.

After closing circle, the On-After fun was inside the house, with crockpots full of fantastic chili, with cornbread and other side snacks (courtesy of the hosts and those hashers that followed the hares instructions to bring a dish to pass). McCavity brought out his laptop with his huge collection of digital hash pics for us all to check out, including a hash wedding from the previous day in Albany, and naked shenanigans at the previous year’s Ithaca H3 weekend. Fun!

-Dances With Head

PS – I put pics up again, check ’em out:

http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dsr25/Ithaca452nd/Ithaca452nd.html

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The absent minded hares forgot to mention at the beginning of trail that there were 3 hares on that fine Sunday. Rowdy Bush was kind enough to join Staffy Puller and myself. She drank for it at least.

Toothy