ReHash #324

ReHash 07.02.00

The Ithaca Hashers were treated to an excellent Hash set by Skywacker, Rowdy Bush, and Inspector Speculum last Sunday. There were many virgins and visitors including Puss ‘n Boots, Beaver Balls (and his beaver ball bugle), Mr. Stiffy, and Comatoes.

The Blackman Hill trail was an interesting one indeed, with lots of shiggy and gorgeous scenery. Unfortunately, Skywacker got in the way of a deer who was leaping across the trail. Neither party looked particularly graceful during the collision but Skywacker was the one left laying motionless on the trail for a moment or two. Nonetheless, he was accused of endangering the welfare of indiginous wildlife, and sentenced to a down down.

The On In was at Skywackers cabin and included a bonfire complete with a big flaming "H." Skull did the dance of the flaming a-hole. This consisted of lighting a piece of toilet paper dangling from his a-hole and dancing around the campfire not unlike the scene in "Dances with Wolves." (Except in the movie there was no toilet paper and it was Kevin Costner dancing around the fire rather than Skull. So I guess this is a poor simile. Please disregard.)

Unfortunately, a game of nude volleyball broke out between the shirts and skins. The skins lost without dignity.

Paper Clit’s name was changed to Extra Testicle (ET) for reasons dating back to the winter hash at the warming hut. ET’s masochistic tendencies were revealed when he was seen being led around the On In by a leash that resembled a hangman’s noose. ["Bring out the Gimp."]

See you in a couple of weeks!

On-on!
Tequila