A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
ReHash 3.12.00
A dish to pass and a warming hut always make for a fun Hash. And Sunday’s event– hared by Butt Floss and Half Monty– was no exception. Vibrator kept her promise by baking "yummy" banana bread, Butt Floss concocted a choice pasta salad, F@ck’m & Chuck’m made savory cookies, Country Cock grew and harvested delectable fresh fruit, and the author smuggled in a scrumptious agave worm.
The Taughannock trail was masked by snow early on but the hashers were able to sniff out the trail that wound through the serene wilderness. The trail provided for a great bird’s eye view of the Cayuga waves pounding the shore, and a snow ball fight ensued at the Fall’s overlook.
Because of the functional yet seemingly masochistic clip-thing that Aarram was using to cinch his wind-pants, Aarram shall forever and henceforth be known as "Paper Clit." To make things official, Paper Clit was baptized in accordance with local Hash law and custom. Luckily the Rice Hill warming hut was extra-toasty warm so a trip to the hospital’s hyperthermia center was completely unnecessary.
Tequila Bill did a shot of mezcal con gusano for soliciting walkers/runners/hashers/bikers for the Ithaca MS Walk 2000 (Sunday, April 9; registration forms still available for Ithaca Hash House Harriers.)
Small Sack and Hotlips gulped beer for not hashing in awhile. Marti Gras veterans Calvin Klimax, Inspector Speculum, F@ck’m & Chuck’m, and Stuff it In regaled us with tales of New Orleans and the debauchery contained therein. Also, Speculum became intimate with a big rock on the trail which earned him the painful albeit distinguished honor of Hash Crash. Ice that elbow, big guy.
Hungman had to leave early because his car wouldn’t start– so if you want to buy it, let him know. Rowdy Bush imbibed for laughing while witnessing a hash crash. She was also accused of, but did not drink for, being afraid of bananas. Road Kill was in danger of losing his pants due to a faulty drawstring; he was advised by several concerned hashers to explore the possibility of suspenders as soon as possible.
See you in a couple weeks!
On-on!
Tequila Bill